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A SECRET TO HOLD YOU – WHILE I’M GONE

June 24, 2013

AlaskaThe countdown is getting close. In less than two and a half days the wife and I will catch a flight from Wichita to Seattle. That’s where we will board a boat that will take us to the great State of Alaska.

I’m told this is the trip most take when they are “Up in the Years.” I think that’s because it takes that long to afford the trip.

I will be gone for ten days – the longest vacation in my thirty five year marriage. Before leaving I decided to give you the “Secret to Success” – since I’m officially “Up in the Years” and thereby qualified.

So, here it is:

Success
At age 4, success is not peeing in your pants.
At age 12, success is having friends.
At age 16, success is having a driver’s license.
At age 20, success is having sex.
At age 35, success is having money.
At age 50, success is having money.
At age 60, success is having sex.
At age 70, success is having a driver’s license.
At age 75, success is having friends.
At age 80, success is not peeing in your pants.

Stay safe while I’m gone.

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. Anonymous permalink
    June 24, 2013 12:40 pm

    Success!!!
    And enjoy your trip!!

  2. Anonymous permalink
    June 24, 2013 4:01 pm

    Okay—have a good trip!

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